CHRIST ON A BIKE. NO, NATELY!
Team Nately will play a series of gigs around Shoreditch on a bike this Saturday between 3pm and 6pm.

The unique bar on wheels allows you to drink, smoke and pedal at the same time (kind of like the Tour de France) and will be featuring live music for the very first time.

There are a couple of seats left, so email us if you fancy it, or just come and laugh. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

NATELY'S UK TOUR 'BACK ON'
No thanks to the Roadhouse, Nately's UK tour is back on track thanks to some quick work by the fabulous Rupert Hill. Come see us and him at the Thirsty Scholar on Thursday August 16th. There's no competition this month as the gig is free entry, and Al is off on holiday in, like, three minutes.

AL IS OFF ON HOLIDAY FOR A BIT
After last year's 'Guess the Holiday Destination' competition calamity, there was no way we were gonna risk that kind of ambiguousness (or is it ambiguity?) again. No way. Al's off to Rimini for a bit (it's in Italy, apparently), and Niall is keeping the whole of London shod from his Camden Market HQ. Do say hello if you're passing.