After April's Brighton Rock fiasco, it was decided that nately's decreasingly popular 'Guess the Film' competition should take a break in May.

Coincidently, half of nately also took a holiday, but somehow managed to keep the destination a secret and avoid the paparazzi, prompting the band's first (and definitely last) 'Guess the Holiday Destination' competition. Using just the postcard on the right as a clue, tell us where you think we went on holiday. One lucky entrant chosen at random on 31st May will win our biggest prize to date: free tickets to the nately gig of your choice, a signed Somebody Like You EP, a Mr Pope remix 12" and five dirhams to spend as you wish!

Okay, so maybe 'splashed all over' is a bit strong, and that 's' at the end of TABLOIDS is just a careless typo, but there was a tiny mention of nately on the very bottom-right-hand corner of the showbiz page of Tuesday 17th's edition of the Daily Mirror, Britain's second-favourite red-top. Frankly, we're sick of the constant media intrusion.